Where All The Dawgs Hang Out

Sign for a bar on Ome Kaido between Nakano and Koenji.

Sticker in Nakano

Another New Year's Resolution goes down the drain!

Sticker in Shibuya

I've no desire to be tagged as a hero in that case.

Billboard ad at Shibuya Station

Slime is bad enough when it stays in one place, but if it's on the move, I don't want to know ...

Pub in Komagome

The perfect place to go if you're fed up of all those extra terrestrial establishments.

If In Doubt ...

Cafe in Kunitachi

Let's Blow This Joint!

Sign for a bar in the entertainment district west of Ikebukuro station.

Free Your Mind

Why worry about syntax when you can have a liberating experience at the deli, man?

"I'm Gonna Take Your Face Off"

Not sure if I want any of that paper.

Beauty Parlour Sign in Okubo

You'll feel completely rejuvenated after a visit to our parlour!

The Shop That Promises A Few Inches More

Something you might expect to see in the subject line of spam in your inbox rather than on the front of a shop. Can you guess what they sell though?

Answers on a postcard ...

Hair Salon in Kyoto

A nice trim behind, please.

Anti-Littering Sign

You are now entering the Beautification Enforcement Area ~ no ugliness permitted.

Osaka Underground Mall

Unfortunate choice of name for a mall.

Candid T-shirt

Hey, just tell everyone what's on your mind, why don't you?

Crash Cafe Jelly Cream In!

New drink/dessert product on sale at a local convenience store.

Sign in front of shop at Narita Airport

You need to try a shop further down a hundred metres or so for the spoons.

The Oldest Swinger In Town

It only occurred to me today that I forgot to post this after the Fukushima trip last month. A great little establishment in Aizu-Wakamatsu, quite possibly frequented by retro looking folks like the cast of Boogie Nights ~ though of course I could be wrong ...

Just Say What's On Your Mind ...

Given that this is a sign for an establishment in the Kabukicho entertainment district, it may well be a clear indication of what's offered inside.

A free 'of' with every sign

It seems that sign writers in Aizu Wakamatsu have an excess stock of the word of. So much so that they feel compelled to include one in several English signs regardless of effect.